Wait, Wait, Fixate

May 25

This hotel room is too #ratchet for life #booze #alcohol #bed #hotel #party

This hotel room is too #ratchet for life #booze #alcohol #bed #hotel #party

May 24

We having a Bacardi Party all by ourselves #ratchet #alcohol #Bacardi #afro #hotel

We having a Bacardi Party all by ourselves #ratchet #alcohol #Bacardi #afro #hotel

Scolding #balloon #dogs in a crowded #mall #Philadelphia #Philly inflatable

Scolding #balloon #dogs in a crowded #mall #Philadelphia #Philly inflatable

May 23

Eatin Gooey Looie’s in Pennsport Mall

Eatin Gooey Looie’s in Pennsport Mall

I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a train go down Columbus Blvd before

I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a train go down Columbus Blvd before

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May 22

Make #art not #war #sculpture #broad #philadelphia #Philly #politics #train

Make #art not #war #sculpture #broad #philadelphia #Philly #politics #train

Drop of paint, what a saint #philadelphia #Philly #architecture #sculpture #plaza #art #night #landscape

Drop of paint, what a saint #philadelphia #Philly #architecture #sculpture #plaza #art #night #landscape

Lamb scrapple with a giant egg on it. Yeah, I’m being one of those people #food #foodie #egg #lamb #philadelphia #londongrill

Lamb scrapple with a giant egg on it. Yeah, I’m being one of those people #food #foodie #egg #lamb #philadelphia #londongrill

Anyone wanna buy me some Phresh Wheels? #car #Volkswagen #carporn #Philadelphia #Philly #vintage #classic #swerve

Anyone wanna buy me some Phresh Wheels? #car #Volkswagen #carporn #Philadelphia #Philly #vintage #classic #swerve

Yung bouls just trynsa fuks wit me cuz they wish they was this beautiful.

Yung bouls just trynsa fuks wit me cuz they wish they was this beautiful.

My collection of con badges feat. the one-of-a-kind Floe-Kihu collab badge I never ever posted even though it’s a year old (tw: gay baby alert, laugh at me 4evr)

My collection of con badges feat. the one-of-a-kind Floe-Kihu collab badge I never ever posted even though it’s a year old (tw: gay baby alert, laugh at me 4evr)

May 21

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May 20

My cat is a free bitch, no prostitute #cat #kitty #catsofinstagram #calico #cute #adorable #photography

My cat is a free bitch, no prostitute #cat #kitty #catsofinstagram #calico #cute #adorable #photography

HEY EVERYONE, DUDE TRYING TO ACHIEVE A DREAM NEEDS YR SUPPORT

So I posted about this before, but my friend Ian Jay is working to raise money for a print run of his comic called Epiphany, which is coming to an end soon. Epiphany is a pretty stellar comic that’s definitely worth reading, and it would be absolutely cool if he could make that comic tangible and holdable!

The crowdfunding effort is more than half-way at its goal, but there’s only 5 days left! Spread the word to everyone you know, before the timer runs out, and by all means, help fund this project by going here! Thank you!