ben and angela read the Anthrocon schedule

  • Benjadumb: i should look at the schedule
  • Benjadumb: i'm curious
  • Benjadumb: http://www.scribd.com/doc/147014060/Anthrocon-2013-Pocket-Program-and-Schedule
  • Benjadumb: will never get over THE FAST AND THE FURRIOUS
  • Benjadumb: Young Furs Meetup
  • Anthrocon’s official meetup for younger furs! Anyone under 18 is welcome to attend (with or without parents!) to get to know other young furs and chat with them!
  • angela: ben wait im so concerned about these young furs
  • Benjadumb: i am too
  • Benjadumb: are they gonna turn away people who aren't under 18
  • angela: we should save them
  • Benjadumb: yeah
  • Benjadumb: we gotta teach them how to be cool hip teens
  • angela: dont do it kid
  • angela: dont live liek me
  • angela: I hope that you will think of this programming guide as your personal “Road Map” to this year’s “Fast and Furrious” convention.
  • angela: "i love" "quotes"
  • angela: 15 years of this bullshit
  • Benjadumb: yep
  • angela: A ”Furry” Introduction to Motorsports
  • angela: excuse yourself
  • Benjadumb: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
  • angela: i've never been so fucking offended
  • angela: Adult Writing - Kinks in the Road
  • angela: GROANED
  • angela: I JUST
  • angela: OUTLOUD
  • angela: Furs on Two Wheels (Bikerfurs)
  • angela: im gonna put sticks through everyones spokes
  • angela: Whose Furry Lion Is It Anyway?
  • angela: WHEN
  • angela: FWEJDLf[glfd
  • angela: WHEN I DIE
  • angela: THIS WILL BE CARVED INTO MY AORTA
  • angela: MY VENA CAVA WILL SIMPLY SAY
  • angela: HOMESTUCK
  • Benjadumb: rip in pieces

Bumper Stix

  • ANGELA: when we learn how to drive together (like i mean i'll use my foot for the gas and yours will be for the break and we'll both do it) we should get a lot of cool bumper stickers for our car
  • Benjadumb: "baby on board"
  • Benjadumb: does this mean you're a gay baby or that we'll conceive a child???
  • Benjadumb: answer: both
  • ANGELA: my child beat up your honor student!! 420!
  • Benjadumb: 420 vote Dennis Rodman for US Ambassador 2016
  • ANGELA: if obama is the answer you ASKED THE WRONG QUESTION!!!
  • Benjadumb: ★ Forever a Juggalo, Never a Huggalo ★

gift shop nightmares

  • angela: fUCKGING PICK A SNOWGLOBE
  • angela: WE ONLY HAVE 2 HOW IS IT SO HARD
  • angela: hhahaha wow oWw OwOW! woO!W owo. Wow. That'S /. Really IntEResting.
  • angela: snow Globe??// i nEdd t
  • Benjadumb: are you having a breakdown
  • angela: sodA? fdo you want pepsi?
  • angela: coke????
  • angela: there aRE so Many. Choices.
  • angela: ha ha let me jUst stand her
  • angela: smile
  • angela: at pepsi
  • angela: :)
  • angela: :)...
  • angela: pepsi... haha . : )
  • angela: it's fun. To StAre.
  • angela: at the Soda.
  • angela: it IS... .... sentient
  • Benjadumb: curls up into a ball and weeps until you stop existing
  • angela: why i'm having a fuckin rip roaring ball of a time
  • Benjadumb: --roger ebert, 2013

spread your wings, my little butterfly

  • angela: we should grow wings
  • Benjadumb: what kind
  • Benjadumb: like penguin wings or
  • angela: like out of our backs
  • Benjadumb: wow
  • angela: nah im thinkin like
  • angela: a cute flamingo
  • angela: yO wAHT is the PIOUNT of chickens havin wingfS?
  • angela: they aint even USE them!
  • angela: "when you run you kind of look like a chicken" - greg, my ex boyfriend
  • angela: "this tastes like your vagina kind of" - kyle, my ex boyfriend, after eating a pot roast
  • angela: "i told everyone you queefed in my face" - tim, my ex boyfriend, a full fledged retard

superFATural

  • angela: lets get into supernatural :)
  • Benjadumb: nah!
  • Benjadumb: it's gone on too long
  • angela: i dont even
  • angela: know what it is
  • Benjadumb: a show about two brothers
  • Benjadumb: and they
  • Benjadumb: hunt supernatural things
  • Benjadumb: ok
  • angela: oh
  • angela: i basically do that every day
  • angela: except replace two brothers with one post-teenager
  • angela: and replace hunt supernatural things with get really drunk and cry a lot

Annoying Whorange

  • Benjadumb: i still can't fucking believe Annoying Orange is a TV show
  • Benjadumb: like why
  • angela: i dont want to talk about it
  • angela: it makes me physically angry to look at
  • Benjadumb: does it make you want to beat up David Schwimmer
  • angela: is
  • angela: ...he
  • angela: has
  • angela: something to do with it
  • Benjadumb: no
  • Benjadumb: Tom Kenny does though
  • Benjadumb: and Felicia Day...
  • angela: who are they
  • angela: im watching it
  • angela: im actually like
  • angela: thinking about killing myself
  • Benjadumb: Why did you just do that
  • angela: i was horny

jerrycan history

  • angela: Ben make your profile an equal sign
  • angela: gay things
  • Benjadumb: i know what it's about but i don't like following trends like that
  • Benjadumb: my profile picture is gay enough in itself
  • angela: I'm nit doing it either
  • angela: it does literally nothing except shows how open minded!!! and progressive!!! you are
  • Benjadumb: but.......
  • angela: what
  • Benjadumb: i'm the one being faught for...!
  • angela: changing a picture and sharing pics of guys kissing isn't doing anything
  • angela: I'm being fought for as well
  • angela: I'm gonna read the stormfront forums
  • Benjadumb: sounds fun ;)
  • angela: White supremacists are something else
  • angela: american history x irl
  • Benjadumb: mmm rub it all over me
  • Benjadumb: rub that hatorade
  • angela: I saw that for the first time this year
  • angela: A jerrycan history x
  • angela: JERRYCAN??
  • angela: Ok why is that even in my phone dictionary

tussin

  • Benjadumb: Why is class not cancelled
  • cold syrup gal: wart
  • Benjadumb: it's blowing snow so hard in my face and I don't have time for that bullshit
  • cold syrup gal: wart
  • Benjadumb: what
  • cold syrup gal: wart?????
  • Benjadumb: angela come back to me
  • cold syrup gal: no wart
  • Benjadumb: angela....
  • Benjadumb: what drugs did you do
  • cold syrup gal: IM TUSSIN PRINCESS
  • Benjadumb: angela
  • Benjadumb: akita
  • cold syrup gal: hu

nyqkill

  • cold syrup: wat r thing
  • Benjadumb: wow good name loser
  • cold syrup: um not drunk just thing
  • cold syrup: wooof woof
  • cold syrup: wOOF
  • cold syrup: WOOF!!!!!!!
  • Benjadumb: angela what
  • cold syrup: i love
  • cold syrup: no
  • cold syrup: i am
  • cold syrup: a fever dream
  • cold syrup: is this real haahahhahahahhahahahhahaahhaha
  • Benjadumb: screams into a copy of teen people and convulses

vin diesel x angela otp

  • AnGeLa~: yo i hate anyone whos facebook picture is not of them
  • Benjadumb: right
  • AnGeLa~: top worst impostors:
  • AnGeLa~: 1. your ugly child
  • AnGeLa~: 2. a celebrity??? why
  • AnGeLa~: 3. your shitty anime drawing/fursona/whatever. OC. whatever.
  • AnGeLa~: 4. a fast car
  • AnGeLa~: fuck off you are not a fast car.
  • AnGeLa~: only i am

fuck me in the eye

  • Angela: because my eye hurts i decided to try and make myself cry a little to lube it up
  • Angela: so i am watching the end of toy story 3
  • Benjadumb: OOO!
  • Benjadumb: oo
  • Benjadumb: ):
  • Angela: but they said
  • Angela: pizza planet
  • Angela: and
  • Angela: i
  • Angela: lost
  • Angela: it
  • Benjadumb: it's not the end of toy story 3 that got me
  • Benjadumb: it was when they accepted death
  • Benjadumb: like omg
  • Angela: ok its when they accepted death yes everyone says that
  • Angela: its fuckin sad he plays with them one last time ok
  • Angela: omg i wonder if the part with fuckin wall-e is ehre
  • Angela: he dOESNT REMEMBER HER AT FIRST
  • Angela: OK MY EYE IS LUBED NOW
  • Benjadumb: okay let me get my dick out
  • Angela: SHUT UP
  • Angela: let's become gaia official
  • Benjadumb: i'm breaking up with you and your life
  • Angela: not on gaia though
  • Benjadumb: dman

shits literally everywhere

  • huge bitch: my throat hurts again!
  • huge bitch: im siiiick of colds
  • Benjadumb: not enough dicks in it huh
  • huge bitch: no loljust perma ill!
  • Benjadumb: wow sad dad!
  • huge bitch: ben! im NOT a dad!
  • Benjadumb: no i'm the sad dad
  • Benjadumb: sad 4 u
  • huge bitch: omg you're NOT a dad!
  • Benjadumb: UH WHAT ABOUT ALL THESE GERBILS HUH FUCKER
  • Benjadumb: *looks at the gerbils*
  • Benjadumb: *they're all dead*
  • Benjadumb: shit
  • huge bitch: *stares into gerbil soul*
  • huge bitch: *roleplays*
  • Benjadumb: stop omg
  • huge bitch: *saunters towards ben and purrrrrs*
  • Benjadumb: i'll fucking kill u
  • huge bitch: rp it
  • Benjadumb: *murders you with a large trout*
  • Benjadumb: lol comedy
  • huge bitch: *is a sweet kitty and bites the trout, gnawing on it happily!*
  • Benjadumb: fucking dammit

sex cheese

  • Benjadumb: can you spray cheese into my face
  • Benjadumb: #sexual
  • huge bitch: it's easy cheese I love it so much
  • Benjadumb: i neeed your easy cheese
  • Benjadumb: neeeeeeeeeeeeed
  • huge bitch: american or CHEDDAR
  • huge bitch: chedda
  • huge bitch: cheedah
  • huge bitch: why can't you play cards in the jungle
  • huge bitch: TOO MANY CHEETAHS
  • huge bitch: that's my suicide note

Angela Goes to a Furry Convention

  • Angela Mae Jalbert: ok so
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: the furry con was held at a hybrid between capa and my elementary school
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: mia kept following me but i was telling her she didn't have tickets and couldn't fucking come
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: but she said she "knew a guy"
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: so i was liek whatever
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: so i meet up with you and three guys with red hair
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: im p sure they were in the video but i dont remember their names sorry!
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: and you all showed me your new hand tattoos which were just pentagrams but they looked more like scars
  • Benjadumb: leil, steven, and uh, idk who else had red hair?
  • Benjadumb: i am satan
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: maybe hulex
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: no wait iu think one was the um
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: gcan
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: can
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: g
  • Benjadumb: o
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: chan
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: i dont know
  • Benjadumb: he ain't got red hair
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: ok
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: sorry
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: it wasnt RED RED
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: anything from light brown to firetruck
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: anyway
  • Benjadumb: vrrom vroom
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: then we get ushered inside and theres a very big black man bouncing
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: and mias like theres my guy
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: and im like oh ok
  • Benjadumb: big like tall or big like fat
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: so we go to my gradeschools basement and watch a show and mias being REALLY annoying
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: like michael clark duncan :(
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: so i leave her at a table and walk over to yours
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: both
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: so at your table your playing cards and watching the show and kyle tomalin, dennis, prost, the one with the scene hair, and several fursuits are there
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: im all like den what are you doing here?
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: and he says he's dating kyle now
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: and i didnt bother to dwell on the logistics in my head
  • Benjadumb: hahahahaHhAHAH
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: so i sat next to you and a dog
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: and tried to tell prost i liked his hand tattoos as well but kept stumbling over my words and eventually screamed NEVERMIND! and everyone turned to look at me and mia told me to stop being such a bitch
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: then they announced it was time to play bingo and our cool table said hell no and went outside to smoke cigarettes and you had a whole ton of this bright pink alcohol in a trashcan
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: i know it was alcohol because you said "its ok guys i have a bunch of alcohol in a trashcan"
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: no one seemed to care that you had it in a trash can so i dont know
  • Benjadumb: but why would
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: i think you were making moonshine
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: i dont know
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: i didnt bother questioning anything that happened
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: mia came out holding hands with a tiger and announced their engagement
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: no one really cared
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: you sat on my lap
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: then me you and the others walked to a sheetz which is funny cuz there are no sheetz in philly
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: i fell over while walking and everyone laughed
  • Angela Mae Jalbert: and then you and prost carried me and we all ate french fries and danced and i woke up then bye

love sosa

  • Sarah M. Tovar: DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA DEES BITCHES LOVE SOSA
  • Benjadumb: bitch u givin me a hernia
  • Benjadumb: i gotta operate
  • Benjadumb: where's that board game with the dude who got the red nose, this is serious
  • Sarah M. Tovar: MY MIDWIFE HAS IT
  • Benjadumb: WHO DA FUK IS THAT
  • Benjadumb: don't be bringin' no nicole kidman into this shit
  • Sarah M. Tovar: .....love sosa
  • Benjadumb: fuk sosa
  • Benjadumb: imma have a 3-way with his mom and a bottle of uv blue
  • Benjadumb: i'm sick as shit tho
  • Benjadumb: cause i was hauling my dumb ass around canvassing for penn environment
  • Benjadumb: took me 2 days to have a nose runnin like dale earlhardt jr.
  • Sarah M. Tovar: show your love to sosa, its better nyquil
  • Benjadumb: i was actually takin dayquil all day
  • Benjadumb: i'm like "why this ain't doin anything"
  • Benjadumb: it's for coughs only
  • Benjadumb: fuck you vickx
  • Sarah M. Tovar: love sosa
  • Benjadumb: <3 $0$@
  • Sarah M. Tovar: love sosa
  • Benjadumb: do you wanna get gay married to chief keef
  • Sarah M. Tovar: raris and rovers
  • Benjadumb: rooster in my rari
  • Benjadumb: waka flocka x me otp
  • Sarah M. Tovar: i do it for sosa